boondoggle Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

boondoggle

1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity. 2.- A hopeless Case3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys

boondoggle

by stickpogo on Oct 19, 2021 10:00:09

(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.

Example:
Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."

boondoggle

by pentozali on Mar 04, 2006 01:15:16

The colorful plastic lace one uses to make lanyards, key fobs, handcrafted wallets and purses, etc.

Example:
Is that counselor in some kind of a knotwork contest? Look at all those complicated knots in that boondoggle whistle lanyard he's wearing!

boondoggle

by Courtland_Reid on May 03, 2006 09:17:17

To be ripped off, suckered or screwed over.

Example:
"I went to go buy a car yesterday and the fucker boondoggled me. There were three dead prostitutes in the trunk."

boondoggle

by Adameat on Apr 26, 2007 21:44:26

Sneaking up on a woman from behind and groping her

Example:
Sally was at the watercooler when I rolled up on her and laid down the boondoggle. Damn that bitch had some spring in those titties.

boondoggle

by Bullitt5576 on Jan 10, 2009 05:39:26

One woman sits in an office chair simultaniously giving oral sex to one guy while another hits it from behind, randomly spinning the chair to switch holes. High fives are mamdatory.

Example:
jimmy and i boondoggled the shit out of sarah last night.

boondoggle

by Coasty on Mar 05, 2009 18:44:14

To have sex with a woman and intentionally leave her unsatisfied.

Can also be a "spurious boondoggle" when you have angry sex with her and then intentionally leave her unsatisfied.

Example:
"Dude, I finally hooked up with that tease and I gave her a boondoggle."

"Man, I banged my ex-girlfriend last night and I'm still so pissed at her I spuriously boondoggled her."

boondoggle

by noc on Mar 10, 2003 17:29:20

To have a messed up head; perplexed or confused.

Example:
Hey dawg, baby girl had me straight boondoggled.

boondoggle

by Danielle and Nicole on Dec 10, 2006 05:50:54

A person who is dumb enough to ask the mirror to perform sexual acts for them.

Example:
Ever since Martin asked his mirror for a blowjob, he has been considered a boondoggle.

Boondoggle

by FQ_GFY on Feb 11, 2020 08:11:38

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Example:
Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

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