the Maytag

A prison term for a young inmate who performs sexual favors for a dominate top in exchange for protection.



maytag
prison slang for submissive homosexual male who becomes a literal slave of dominant male master and performs all the master's chores as well as providing sexual service to the master on command, which may include "tossing salad (analingus), performing fellatio, receiving anal penetration or even performing sexual favors to other prison males as prostitute being "pimped out" by the master. The term is derived from the popular Maytag brand of clothes washers which were advertised to "keep working and working and working...." without malfunction - essentially what the prison maytag must do for his master.
Example:
"Do you believe Little Louie was Big Joe's maytag in the joint and now that they're out Joe pimps out Louie to toss salad for anyone willing to pay $20."


maytagged
Kayaking term for getting thrashed around in a large hydraulic (whirlpool, hole or breaking wave).
Example:
I dropped into Albert's Falls too far river-left and got totally Maytagged in that keeper hole.


maytag
prison term for someone who is bullied into washing other inmates laundry in order to be protected cause they have no other means survival.
Example:
That new jack owes me for a "lucy" (a single cigaret) so he's my Maytag for the month got boi washing boxers and all ha ha


Maytagate
Inexplicably, ever since man has worn socks and Maytag has made washers and dryers, socks have mysteriously disappeared in the mix. Now we have a name for this phenomena!
Example:
Damn! I just took the clothes out of the dryer and I'm missing a blue, a black, an argyle, and a white tube sock. Looks like another Maytagate.


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