boondoggles
A little homemade lanyard that is used as a keychain. Kids at camp often make them during craft time. The word originated in the awesome movie "Napoleon Dynamite."Boondoggle
Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.
Example:
Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."
Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."
Boondoggle
Example:
During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.
During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.
boondoggling
Wasteful project or activity.
Origin: Used during the great depression to describe a wasteful project carried out by the WPA
Origin: Used during the great depression to describe a wasteful project carried out by the WPA
boondoggle
1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.
2.- A hopeless Case
3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys
2.- A hopeless Case
3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys
Example:
"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"
"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"
"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"
"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"
"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"
"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"
boondoggle
(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.
Boondoggle
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Boondoggling
When one partner urinates in a cup, and then subsequently pours the urine into a fan that is placed facing the other partner so that the urine sprays out in a fine mist onto their face.