boondoggles

A little homemade lanyard that is used as a keychain. Kids at camp often make them during craft time. The word originated in the awesome movie "Napoleon Dynamite."



Boondoggle
Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.
Example:
Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."


boondoggling
Wasteful project or activity.

Origin: Used during the great depression to describe a wasteful project carried out by the WPA
Example:
"Making" a road that was already there was an example of bondoggling.


boondoggle
1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.

2.- A hopeless Case

3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys
Example:
"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"

"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"

"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"


boondoggle
(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.
Example:
Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."


Boondoggling
When one partner urinates in a cup, and then subsequently pours the urine into a fan that is placed facing the other partner so that the urine sprays out in a fine mist onto their face.
Example:
"Yo, man! You been crying?"
"Nah. I've just been boondoggling with my girl."
"Word?"
"1"


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