Oldham
My home town.Town in Lancashire, North-West England. Formerly biggest cotton producing town in the world now infamous for race riots. Home to
Oldham Athletic AFC. Local neighbours- (Rochdale)(Tameside)(Bury)(Manchester). Some areas severely poverty stricken others such as High Crompton quite wealthy.(Chavs) roam around the streets and most Oldhamers deny their Oldham heritage preffering to say they're from Manchester.Famous Oldham people-Paul
Scholes,
Mark Owen. Also (winston Churchill) used to be MP for Oldham.
Oldham
by FactoryRecords on Dec 22, 2009 20:51:54
Town about 6 miles north of
Manchester.
Troubled with gangs and drugs, if you dare to venture out on to Yorkshire Street for a night out you will
most probably come home with some kind of facial disfigurement. However locals to the town feel some kind of connection to the place and being a 15 min drive to Manchester makes it not all that bad.
Example:
Oldhamer 1: You fancy a night out in Oldham tongiht?
Oldhamer 2: Where bouts?
Oldhamer 1:
Cuba Cuba, Walkabouts, Maloneys,
Bamboogie
Oldhamer 2: Nah dont fancy getting
decked in tonight lets just go out in Manchester
Oldham
by Oldham sufferer on Sep 27, 2005 19:30:08
My hometown in Britain, outside of Manchester. Used to be a cotton town, now it is known for race riots and gang
beatings. People fear to walk the streets for fear of violent assault. A history of
child abuse in
the mills, is now ridden with old people beaten to the ground. Possible Chav capital.
Example:
"Eyaa, where the Oldham mafia, give us your money or i'll deck your head in"
"why are your pants
tucked in your socks?"
"
'cos am gangsta"
"I see, I'm
guessing you like 50 cent"
"How'd ya guess dickhead"
Oldham
by BellaFlowers on Apr 06, 2009 23:18:05
A town in Greater Manchester. 99% chav. Has a few Michelin Star restaurants known as McDonalds and Subway. Walking around alone at night will result in you being battered for your purse/wallet/mobile/anything that can be sold in a pawn shop or on a
carboot sale. "
Spindles" is the local shopping center. Has some well known shops,
Poundland may be the best quality one. The school's in the area are sub-standard. Children can learn the correct use of the term 'init'. Anyone who waits until the legal age to have sex is stoned to death and teenagers collect offspring.
Example:
Person a)
Kelly's pregant again init.
Person b) Who?
Person a) Kelly, 13 year old, had her first child last year.
Person b) Yeah man I know who you mean!
Person c) Utter Oldham scum.
*PERSON'S
A&B BATTER PERSON C FOR CALLING THEIR FELLOW CHAV*
Oldham
by Hedley Clubnobber on Jul 30, 2006 01:14:55
Words will have to do....'Grim Up North' could've been written for this collection of stones. Nice on the outskirts but otherwise a
sunami of
chavness and thus a cultural
wastland. It could indeed be the quintessential 'classless society' due to an extraordinary lack of style. Everything that socialism was meant to be! 'God-forsaken' would suggest the Almighty actually had been there once and so deliberately left it, which most authorities seriously doubt. A mix of Yorkshire rejects, Manchester overspill-uber-scum and the North Asian sub-continent. Market day reminding one strongly of the
Orc army battle scenes in 'Lord of the Ringroads'.
Example:
Q.
How do you know a girl from Oldham is having an orgasm?
A. She
drops her
chips.
Oldham
by Mooster332211 on Oct 27, 2011 08:44:32
My hometown.. a 'small' town in Lancashire.
known for gangs and drugs..
full of
paki's,but theres still some good english people..
football team called
Oldham Athletic.. also known as 'Latics'
Also a shopping centre called
Spindles, but most of the shops have been shut down and the ones left are crap.
Example:
Person 1: did you here about that riot int town m8?
Person 2: yeah a did
an' a heard it was crazy as fuck!
Person 1: Lets get our weapons and start another one!
Person 2: Sure m8,
tnite@11?
Person 1: Hell yeah m8.
2
oldham chavs/druggies.
Will Oldham
by JayAMic on Oct 07, 2007 20:05:59
oldham
by ugggghhhhh on Mar 08, 2009 00:58:55
Town full of guns, gangs and drugs. Full of
no go areas ,
drug dealers and rival gangs fighting for their
turf. The place where the race riots started.
oldham
by PIRU_Kid on Mar 27, 2008 20:47:37
Place where i was born but now live in shaw. its part of Greater Manchester.
Oldham is also the birthplace of Michelle
Marsh (a fine ass glamour model who is well known and is often seen with Lucy
Pinder in mens magazines).
Example:
sum1:damn u see that riot in oldham on the
newz?
me: nah but i heard it was
krazy as hell.
oldham
by supertad on Jun 13, 2005 05:02:08
a great place in LANCASHIRE not manchester, sadly has been invaded by
paki's but still full of good people. a great place to go out and
get hammered. gets bad publicity as
being a shit hole, which in many parts it is, but not all. home to the only team called "latics" in england albeit they are shit, 5,500 people love them!