Shocking

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Shocking
When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom
Example:
gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom


Shocking
Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Example:
"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"


Shocked-shocked
A sarcastic way to express shock at a revelation that is actually not shocking because everybody knew it already.
Used with a healthy dose of irony, the phrase was first uttered in the film Casablanca.
Example:
Wall street was shocked-shocked to learn that Goldman Sachs was scamming investors on a massive scale.


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