bribe

A favour given to a powerful (deciding) party, in exchange for some degree of immunity from thier wrath or a decision altered in thier favour.



bribe
A guy performing Oral Sex on a cop in exchange for him letting you go free
Example:
That cop was gonna bust my ass until I offered him a little 'bribe' ;)


Bribe
Anything given or serving to persuade or induce.
Example:
Corporations are shelling out huge bribes to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a bribe by any other name is still a bribe.


Bribes
A term used for someone who is loved immensely, by a girl who lives thousands of miles away. A "Bribes" is usually devastatingly sexy, talented and intelligent.
Example:
1. I love Bribes.
2. Bribes, what are you doin?
3. Chigglet loves her Bribes.


Pussy Bribe
When a woman uses her pussy to get what she wants.
Example:
I delightfully accepted the pussy bribe, but when she made me pay for dinner too, I cockslapped her, only to be completely embarrassed when she pussyslapped me through a table.


Bush's bribe
(Political) a.k.a. "Stimulus package".

A rebate check direct from the US government that you don't have to submit a form to the IRS to get. Apparently "pennies from heaven", this attempt to bribe the American public actually increases the National Debt and no benefit will be seen, except that it will leave the Democrats holding a more disastrous fiscal situation when they claim the Presidency in 2009. The Republicans are actually trying to destroy this country's economy just to make the Democrats look bad.

The irony is that this is brought to you the people who preach "fiscal responsibility", and slam "tax and spend" liberals. This "tax less and spend more" philosophy is a natural consequence of twice voting in a President who can barely elicit a monosyllable without prompts, and whose response to the question: "Mr President, what is two and two?" would be "Ummm... about a gajillion, right?"
Example:
Guy1: "Did you get Bush's bribe yet?"
Guy2: "Yeah: sent half of it to the Obama campaign."


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