briefcase

a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books



Briefcasing
Verb; Present-tense
The art of folding a mans scrotum (with contents intact) upwards towards the shaft of the penis, so as to make the access to the anus easier.
Example:
Mark: Man, I heard he and his husband got into briefcasing last night!

Timothy: Yeah, he can't even stand straight.


Briefcase
The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.
Example:
Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight?
Woman - Absolutely honey, I will get the DVR up with the most recent "The People's Court"
Man - Thank you! I really need to get dragged around
Woman - It's my pleasure, I love carrying you around.


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