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brushing teeth

Slang for male masturbation.

Brushing your teeth

by Phr0s7 on Apr 05, 2003 17:54:10

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Example:
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

Brush my Teeth

by werdna250. on Jun 30, 2010 03:33:42

Masturbation.
Good ole' masturbation.

Example:
Guy 1: "I brush my teeth 2, sometimes 3, times a day!"
Guy 2: "I never go a night without brushing my teeth."
Guy 3: "I love it when my dentist brushes my teeth, he's much better at it than I am."
Guy 4: "I haven't brushed my teeth in a while."
Guy 5: "Some guy around the corner wants to pay me to let him watch me brush my teeth."

Brushing Your Teeth

by Ground Beef Jesus on Jan 24, 2007 13:20:17

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.

Example:
The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.

Teeth brush

by kellstodabell on Jul 02, 2017 08:51:21

A brush used for cleaning more than one tooth. A step up from the tooth brush

Example:
Teeth brush: This clever device can be used to brush all of your snags at once! Not just one, like the ole toothbrush!

Brush Your Teeth

by Hitman 2-1 on Sep 03, 2008 00:26:34

An insult in which you tell someone to brush their teeth while making a masturbation gesture toward your mouth, simulating oral sex and teeth brushing at once.

Example:
Bill:Hey Bob, you're a total dick

Bob:Yea, well why don't you go (simulates filatio) brush your teeth

Brushing your teeth

by 420 on May 15, 2003 22:48:50

an expression you tell a girl when you want her to suck your dick

Example:
im gonna brush yo teeth with my cock bizniatch! and i just ate sum G to da Bizzears!!!! FO SHO

Brush your teeth

by Redforllife on Jun 27, 2020 20:52:19

Colgate oral b tooth brush

Example:
Raj was talking to antony about he slept with two birds at same time

Knowing he was talking shit

Antony replied "brush your teeth"

Its originally comes from people who tend to waffle in every conversation they have and talk utter shite

So we say to them afterwards

BRUSH YOUR TEETH LOL 😆

brush your teeth

by Anon234 on Sep 14, 2006 05:00:08

To give a blow job and let someone come in your mouth.

Example:
I helped you brush your teeth!

Brushing your teeth

by Frank Howley on Mar 02, 2004 14:28:58

A slang term for masturbating

Example:
It is normal for 12 year-olds to brush their teeth.

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