Chauffeur
A man who is
a free ride for a woman. He
pay's for everything and provides
transportation but gets nothing in return.
chauffeur
by Mr Billion on May 06, 2022 07:24:47
One who prevents overly friendly or
sexual contact between others, e.g. a parent being with a young couple during the
couple's date.
A
third wheel.
A guardian of someone who is drunk.
One who acts as a guide to others.
Example:
Oh, Jerry, dear...
Ronny's girlfriend is coming over and they're going to be watching movies. I don't need another grandchild yet, so I want you to chauffeur.
I drew the
short straw, so I promised Avery I'm gonna chauffeur Jack during our
bar walk to keep him from starting fights and getting his ass kicked. Again.
I know some great hiking spots nearby... do you want a chauffeur?!
chauffeuring
by Boo squared on Aug 12, 2008 03:46:28
tipping the chauffeur
by Jacsme on Jan 16, 2007 16:01:10
When a passenger in a vehicle inserts
two fingers into a female
passenger's vagina and then reaches forward and sticks the fingers underneath the nose of
the driver.
Example:
Mike was
fond of tipping the chauffeur when he was in the back of
Eric's car with his girlfriend
Brittany.
Shit chauffeur
by stripeypajamas on Nov 07, 2017 04:11:07
Also "Shit Showfer"
One who drives a party bus, late night
taxi or Uber service, or
designated driver for the evening. Often forced to manage or at least put up with
inebriated drama.
Example:
"I had to buy a whole case of baking soda and Kleenex for my
Shit Chauffeur job tonight
hauling around a bachelorette party. I heard two of the
bridesmaids used to go out with the groom; which should really make it a red letter night."
Dyslexic Chauffeur
by JackCarver on Dec 24, 2010 01:58:27
When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an
Irishman named
Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "
Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.
Example:
Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful
dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."
Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"
Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "
Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
Ghost Chauffeur
by Dontfuckwithchuggo on Mar 30, 2011 07:31:10
What you would call a person who opens a door from
the other side while you simultaneously try to push your side of
the door; causing a startling
reaction for both parties.
Chauffeur
by Kongtha1st on May 12, 2024 15:31:24
chauffeur driven Mercedes
by adirudi on Feb 07, 2023 05:09:26
Chauffeuring it
by sharpia on Mar 30, 2025 06:12:00
Example:
@chaffer_ on Discord likes
older people and it's kinda weird
ngl. Someone should
dm him and tell him that's weird. He can't stop Chauffeuring it.