eyeballer

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.



eyeballer
To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.
Example:
Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.


eyeballing
Basically the same as eyeballin. To look at something with extreme interest.

Also, the act of eyeballing something is to measure or weigh something without any tools.
(Not necessarily refering to anything illegal or obscene)
Example:
"Dude! You see those chicks eyeballing your ride?"

"Lemmie see. I'm eyeballing it. Looks like 4 1/2 feet from sofa to wall....where's my tape measure? Yep, it'll fit!"


eyeball
Attempting to guess the weight of one's marijuana simply by looking at it when one is silly enough to forget thy scales
Example:
Duuuude that 8th seriously eyeballs at 4Grams!!


Latest Searches

inciteful, bille, gaining, a Bill, acid salting, IDK Lol, gainful, Twats, Cave Johnson, Tha 2nd Best, Smart Blond, Person C, Gaines, you send me, lowbrow, gainer, Chauffeur, gained, shorty, hey, hey, gain the upper hand, drunk, Lifetime Channel, gain control, one way, troll doll, clyde donovan, gain, Brown people, western Pennsylvania, Zid Munchies, Eilish, gaiety, DAng, Amanda, gaia, indifferent handjob, MGS, Ve, GAI, Chrish check-in, team Lisha Rae, trainspotting, GAHD, Fat Albert, La Di Da Di, your pants, Gah, a scene, Tap tap, vasy, gagus, Dolly, gague, my fave, foghorn, bmth, knuck flucker, Dute, Gagu, Bitch bye, My lord, yepa, gags, passion, Prince Billy, gagner, wide swath, Manimal Mitch, gaggling, a cheeseburger, July 42nd, VERSATILE, come out, Bench, gaggles, parachute, love and light, Piece of paper, gaggle of geese, peel, gaggle of gays, A CUTE, infants, Mutu, Hard nipples, gaggle, Murder, gagging for it, knockers, Kerfuck, gagging, 17 seconds, vaginal, racist, Jayce, gagged up, Straps, insult, gagged, hottest, Gaged, norm, walk tall, gaga, introduction, Bush, gag reflex, evict, divinocracy, memories, GAG ME WITH A SPOON, little brain, gag, I know, caliber, gaft, old cat lady, Alice, Faries, gaffling, tamara, the states, ketter, Gaffer, Continental, governor, gerber BABY, social good, gaffa, Kinda, gaff tape, coffee roll, idk, on Call, Gaff, scott, gaf, Horsing Around, Who is, Sheriff, gaer, T-rex arm, gaen fora reen, uncastrated, swathes, Gaelic Football, A-town, driving fast, Gaelic, dinnah, Speaking, The park, pencil, W2s, Herobrine, boredom, DUALE, gaeilge, How goes, dictonary, Mortal enemy, guido, bottlo, Anakined, Airsoft Guns, No April Fools, gae, Marines, Lupe Fiasco, a phantom, gadgets and gizmos, none, Andy, gadgetry, the Bacon, gadgeting, dude look, overgrown, Big Sam Cosgrove, poncho, gadgeteer, Sperm, gadgetated, drink up, salad tongs, Oyster case, so long suckers, gadget, pick up line, 6teen, gada, Life Line, Mountains, rollin dice, Well Hello there, crafted, gacked, sore, gotta, eyeballer, inciteful, bille, gaining, a Bill, acid salting, IDK Lol, gainful, Twats, Cave Johnson, Tha 2nd Best, Smart Blond, Person C, Gaines, you send me, lowbrow, gainer, Chauffeur, gained, shorty, hey, hey, gain the upper hand, drunk, Lifetime Channel, gain control, one way, troll doll, clyde donovan, gain, Brown people, western Pennsylvania, Zid Munchies, Eilish, gaiety, DAng, Amanda, gaia, indifferent handjob, MGS, Ve, GAI, Chrish check-in, team Lisha Rae, trainspotting, GAHD, Fat Albert, La Di Da Di, your pants, Gah, a scene, Tap tap, vasy, gagus, Dolly, gague, my fave, foghorn, bmth, knuck flucker, Dute, Gagu, Bitch bye, My lord, yepa, gags, passion, Prince Billy, gagner, wide swath, Manimal Mitch, gaggling, a cheeseburger, July 42nd, VERSATILE, come out, Bench, gaggles, parachute, love and light, Piece of paper, gaggle of geese, peel, gaggle of gays, A CUTE, infants, Mutu, Hard nipples, gaggle, Murder, gagging for it, knockers, Kerfuck, gagging, 17 seconds, vaginal, racist, Jayce, gagged up, Straps, insult, gagged, hottest, Gaged, norm, walk tall, gaga, introduction, Bush, gag reflex, evict, divinocracy, memories, GAG ME WITH A SPOON, little brain, gag, I know, caliber, gaft, old cat lady, Alice, Faries, gaffling, tamara, the states, ketter, Gaffer, Continental, governor, gerber BABY, social good, gaffa, Kinda, gaff tape, coffee roll, idk, on Call, Gaff, scott, gaf, Horsing Around, Who is, Sheriff, gaer, T-rex arm, gaen fora reen, uncastrated, swathes, Gaelic Football, A-town, driving fast, Gaelic, dinnah, Speaking, The park, pencil, W2s, Herobrine, boredom, DUALE, gaeilge, How goes, dictonary, Mortal enemy, guido, bottlo, Anakined, Airsoft Guns, No April Fools, gae, Marines, Lupe Fiasco, a phantom, gadgets and gizmos, none, Andy, gadgetry, the Bacon, gadgeting, dude look, overgrown, Big Sam Cosgrove, poncho, gadgeteer, Sperm, gadgetated, drink up, salad tongs, Oyster case, so long suckers, gadget, pick up line, 6teen, gada, Life Line, Mountains, rollin dice, Well Hello there, crafted, gacked, sore,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!