stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.



stitches
(adj)- a word and/or nickname to describe someone who will get you high, hooked on songs, in lots of trouble and cause your grades to plummet but continues to form a close bond with everyone. They walk around with Sony Ericcson phones and iPods.

They are obsessed with mental hospital trips and Kelly Moore paints. The only people in the world who can tell you to meet them at Best Buy at 12 noon and show up at 12 midnight but you'll be the one apologizing.

They love weed, swimming and getting other people hurt, they tend to come off as selfish but actually do have hearts of gold.
Example:
S: Let's go everyone, fucking let's swim.
B: He's not even out of the house yet!
S: Stitches, blood, for real, your the only one that wanted to go swimming so fucking swim!


stitches
The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.
Example:
Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!


stitch
A little, blue alien often mistaken for a dog or koala. He has spines on his back, an extra pair of arms, and two antenae. Is fluffy. Often heard quoting "I'm okay, i'm fluffy"
Example:
Stitch is one fluffy muther fucker you don't want to mess with. Without him, disney channel wouldn't exist.


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