table tennis
A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.Table tennis
Table Tennis
A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.
Table tennis volleyball
A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.
Table tennis
Example:
"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."
"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."
rainbow table tennis
Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".
Example:
Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .
La' Foul: Wow who won?
Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*
Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .
La' Foul: Wow who won?
Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*
table tennis pose
it's a pose in which a woman feels like a table tennis ball during sex with two big guys which kicked her ass out like table tennis racket.
Example:
Angela: have you tried a table tennis pose?
Miley: no, what it looks like?
Angela: its literally table tennis...
Angela: have you tried a table tennis pose?
Miley: no, what it looks like?
Angela: its literally table tennis...
Tennessee Table Tennis
When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.
Example:
Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?
Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.
Friend: Oh, that makes sense.
Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?
Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.
Friend: Oh, that makes sense.
Austrian table tennis
A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Example:
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.