Arrested Development

1) The best show you never saw. The Emmy Award winning show which survived for about two and a third seasons before being cancelled by Fox. Failed due to being far too smart for a mass audience who would rather watch Pamela Anderson "act" on Stacked.2) Any act of getting completely screwed despite undeniable skills.



Arrested Development
Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space
Example:
Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!


Arrested Development
Impeccable in every way, this canceled sitcom was the pinnacle of human achievement. Much like Van Gogh, its brilliance wasn't fully realized until after it bit the dust. Since its cancellation, Arrested Development has garnered a rabid cult following--a following that petitions, prays, and sacrifices small animals to the god Mitch Hurwitz in hopes of an Arrested Development movie.
Example:
Arrested Development: A cult following that WON'T poison and kill you!


Arrested Development
Adj. Describes a state of socio-psychological growth in which the victim has ceased to progress socially and intellectually.
Example:
Quoting every line of the Dukes of Hazzard is a warning sign of Arrested Development.


Arrested Development
Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.
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Arrested Development


Arrested Development
Its The Royal Tenebaums* shot like cops
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*a film by Wes Anderson

Arrested Development's creator Mitchell Hurwitz said that when he saw The Royal Tenenbaums he already had the idea for Arrested Development and thought "Well, I guess I won't be doing that" but later changed his mind.


Arrested Development
It means being stuck in your ways. Even passed the legal age where you're allowed to Smoke, Drink, Drive and call 1-800-Sex-Lines.
Example:
Boy (at age 25): Yo, you want to come over and play Nintendo with me.

Girl (at age 17): Sure, .... hold up, (perplexed) how old are you again?

Boy (at age 25): 25 going on 26?

Girl (at age 17): God Damn you got a Arrested Development. Why should I go out with a grown man when he hasn't grown out of Nintendo? You crazy as hell yo. I'm leaving.

Boy (at age 25): But I'm playing with my brother.

Girl (at age 17): At your Mama's house that you HAVEN'T MOVED OUT OF YET?

Boy (at age 25): But don't you like playing with him too.

Girl (at age 17): Yeah but ...

Boy (at age 25): (Interrupts her) Alright, then.

Girl (at age 17): It ain't gonna be alright when your brother says "Why you still playing Games at this age". I'm breaking up with you Vaahsiyance. (Hangs up)

Boy (at age 25): Jueehsa, wait. FUCK!! (Throws the phone)

Girl (at age 17): That nigga is a dork yo. He still plays Nintendo? I'm surprised I didn't see him walking down the street with a Power Ranger toy in his hand. (Laughing Her Butt Off)


arrested development
IMO, the funniest and most well written show on TV.
Buy the DVD's to fully grasp the greatness of this show.
Example:
From Arrested Development:
"Lucille: Well, apparently, mood-altering medication leads to street drugs. That's what this very handsome young doctor said on the Today Show.
Michael: That was Tom Cruise, the actor.
Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist..."
(if you don't get the above quote, don't bother watching the show)


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