guidette

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.



guidette
The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to her.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies.
Example:
"I totally hooked up with (insert italian name) last night"
"that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"


guidette
A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eyemake up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimey stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck.
You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes.
If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.
Example:
Katie: Hey, did you see that guidette?
Sam: Yeah, I hocked a loogie at her.
Jen: She was irish.


guidette
jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido
Example:
look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.


guidette
A non-Italian girl who thinks she is Italian or a girl who likes Italian men and tries to act like she is Italian. Most Italian women would refer to themselves as guidas but if a girl refers to herself as a guidette, they know she is a mangacake. Italian women will trick non-Italian wanna bes into calling themselves guidettes and then laugh at them for being mangacakes.
Example:
hahaha, the mangacake guida wanna be thinks she is a guidette.


guidette
an Italian-American woman (the female counterpart to a Guido) usually seen with long dark-colored hair or perhaps bleach blonde, wearing tight clothing these females are fond of leopard print, or any other print for that matter usually wears a lot of make-up and bronzer,these women are known to get their nails done regularly and go tanning, now, a Guidette can be very stylish,and classy,but some of the lower class ones can be dirty whores just like any woman,so right off the bat a guidette doesn't have to be a whore or cheap, you just need to find a classy one and your good, (oh and guidettes love their high heels/stilettos)
Example:
snooki from jersey shore,me, jwoww from jersey shore,sammi from jersey shore,the girls olivia and trish from jerseylicious, are all guidettes


guidette
"Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.
Example:
"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."


guidette
A guidette is a girl from the northern Jersey and Staten Island area. They do nothing but go tanning, have sex and go tanning. They always try to get their hair as high as they can. Guidettes are italian girls that are gorgeous. No, they are not gorgeous cuz of looks..just being italian makes them the best since italians do it best! Most guidettes got a new york accent and most of them sound like Fran Drescher from "The Nanny"...I should know cuz my girlfriend and sister are guidettes who never stop talking and they make it sound like the set of "The Nanny". A lot of guidettes are whores but who cares cuz us guido men are too. A lot of them can be seen in a nightclub either grinding a guy, giving a lapdance to someone in the "V.I.P." sextion...or they can be seen laying on the floor drunk as hell from too much tequila.
Example:
Tony: "hey did ya' see that girl in the nightclub?"
Vinny: "Yeah she is a guidette...so that means she is a whore."


guidette
an italian/american girl with a nice body who always wears tight pants and a tight shirt to show herself off. they are extremely hot but only date those greasy-ass bastards that act tough but are usually complete pussies.
Example:
"damn if everygirl had a body like that we wouldnt be looking at these fake guidettes.


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