chow down

to eat fast food immediately with ones hands, immediately after purchase, on the first available area of public land (usually whilst inebriated).



chow down
The act of oral pleasure on a mamba (large penis).
Example:
Well, she wouldn't ride my mamba, so instead she decided to chow down on it until i pebbledashed her face with my man juice.


Chow Down Bro
The 178th Ferengi Rule of Acquisition. When eating box, after separating the meat curtains, chow down bro. Can also be used as a suffix to other rules of acquisition. The sound made after chowing down on box is "nog nog nog nog..."
Source "The Dork Trek Podcast" Episode 257 DS9 Life Support
Example:
Jake to Nog, "Did you see the 36DDs on that Dabo Girl?"
Nog to Jake, "I want to eat her meat curtains!"
Jake to Nog, "Chow Down Bro"
Nog to Jake, "Nog nog nog nog"


Chunky Chow Down
Got some friends getting into a Sloppy munt special? Well you just give 'em a little bit of the old... Chunky chow down! Grab an old man off the street and feed him a heap of stool hardeners along with a banquet of deep fried meats and an array of curries. Now when he is about to explode sneak into the lavatory between his legs and catch the mother load in the mouth. Be sure to bite down into it as you might choke if it goes straight down. Now you want to munch through that, tearing at it, because there will be pockets of diarrhoea juice that when they burst, will fill your mouth with flavour. This is what you're after. Now while the juice is just hitting your tongue, continue to jerk the man (im assuming you were already) and douse yourself with his luke warm mayonnaise. Brilliant. Now what to do with the left overs? Scrape them up with your tongue and pop them into a little tupperware container. They'll keep for a good week in the fridge.
Example:
Mike: Got any food in the fridge Jason?Jason: I dunno man, havent been shopping in weeks.Mike: What's that? (points to a tupperware container swimming with chunky chow down deposits in a brownish gravy)Jason: They're my left overs (winks at the camera)


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