cidiot
Noun, adjective. Derived from City+idiot. Someone from the city who's utterly crippled by an inability to survive outside city limits or comprehend any merit or logic in
rural life or people. A classic cidiot cannot read a map, is terrified of "rednecks" (anyone the cidiot percieves to be rural is a redneck) and cannot take directions. The cidiot will typically say asinine things in conspicuous places to apparently deliberatly embarrass themselves. For instance, at a livestock show, "oooh my, that cow needs to be milked!" upon seeing a
Bull's scrotum. Or, at the goat show, "oh my, how can you cut off that poor little
goat's ears!" upon seeing a LaMancha goat. (the LaMancha is bred earless) They regard rural people as servants and assume anyone who doesn't wear susncreen and loafers has an i.q. of 1oo or below. They tend to dress inappropriatly, often wearing flip flops on "hikes", which are usually awkward walks down state highways which they consider "country roads," or expensive high end outdoor gear for a country picnic.
Cidiots can be found entangled in their own
fishing lines along streams or hovering alongside farmers' markets, asking really dumb questions like, "do the mushroom trees grow big around here?" Some
cidiots have been known to break into rural homes
off season, saying, "I saw the sign for
fresh produce! Do you have any
arugala now?", when there is 4 feet of snow on the ground. They generally are not dangerous unless they are attempting to use firearms,
atv's, woodstoves, or chainsaws in which case, they should be immediatly disabled for the sake of the general community.Many cidiots have temporarily migrated to semi rural (read "suburban") settings to try their hand at organic farming after reading one of several books on Dexter cows,
beekeeping, raising llamas or sheep
dairying, but they usually retreat after a very short time. They generally loathe manual labor and tend to surround themselves w/ a variety of cidiot-enablers who help them figure out how to use a woodstove, a hammer, a drill, and other basics. The cidiots never actually develop these skills, however, as the
enablers usually end up just doing their jobs for them, often free of charge. Much has been done to educate these enablers so that they would detach themselves, forcing the cidiots to become more self sufficient, but alas, the cycle continues, even now.
Cidiot
by shinra33459 on Jun 05, 2023 06:06:48
A combination of the words "City" and "Idiot".
Cidiots are dwellers of large cities and even Suburbia, who have no idea of what life is realistically like outside of their concrete jungles or
HOAs, thinking that everyone living in rural areas are backwards hillbillies, rednecks, and hicks. The average
cidiot will also view the people living in rural areas with utter contempt and disdain. Cidiots routinely don't know how to do basic things such as their own oil changes, basic plumbing, or installing a light switch, and would rather pay large sums of money to have these things done for them rather than learn these skills themselves. Wealthy
cidiots end up wrecking rural towns by bringing in big businesses that suck the life out of local shops.
Example:
Frank: Did you see that guy who got a flat tire and decided to call AAA?
Bob: Yeah, I did. Did he know that there's a
spare tire in the trunk?
Frank: Probably not, just another
cidiot