clarked

To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)



clarked
To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
Example:
The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.


clarked
When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.
Example:
Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!


clarked
To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.
Example:
The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.


clarked
At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.
Example:
Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.


Clark
Although he denies it quite a lot, Clark is a nice and intelligent man who does not care what anyone thinks. And he will back you up no matter what. Clark is a man who is not afraid to speak his mind,even at the worst time, but anyone who is lucky enough to know this kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic man should be EXTREMELY thankful for him.
Example:
"Clark is so kind"

"Yeah, I wish Clark was my boyfriend"


Clarke
is an amazing Man who loves his family above himself. He is intelligent and inquisitive. He loves to work with his hands and is able to fix anything. He is fiercely loyal and upholds the ideals of truth and justice. He will always fight for the underdog and will help all those who stand in need. He loves to laugh. He is witty, and has a way of finding joy in all the little things. He is very practical with a streak of imagination and child like wonder that twinkles in his eyes. He is an amazing lover and will always take care of the woman he is with, taking time and making her know that she is the most beautiful girl in the world.Clarke is the man every man wants to be like and every woman wants to be with.
Example:
You are so lucky to have a man like Clarke..He is a Dream.I thought they only were like that in the movies.


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