codding

Country Irish slang describing the act of fooling someone, often yourself.



codding
A strange practice amongst dentists whereby when the patient is out under anastesia they slap the patients genitals with a cods head.
Hence the phrase " I even managed to charge her for the codding "
Example:
" She was well and truly codded"
" Do you know I went to the dentist and came back with my chuff stinking of fish , I think the dirty bastard codded me "
"I always find that the old patients are the best for codding."


codding
Having sexual relations with one or more persons in full public view whilst on a boat, either on the ocean or land-locked bodies of water, with strangers looking on. Dogging, basically, but with a nautical feel.
Example:
The couple were caught codding off the coast of Ireland, with several other boats in attendance.


codding
The act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the ejaculate in there to fester and smell of fish.
Example:
Drunken twat: Are you married?
Steve: Yes.
DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.


COD
Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
Example:
"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".


cod
A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....
Example:
Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me?
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...


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