Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.



Asswad
A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.
Example:
Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"


Asswad
Dancehall group based in North East Guadelope, with such hits as Fook Aal Di Animals, Sook Uz Tru Di Phone, Keeeees Eeeet, Crack Di Clam Open, Baapz and Bust One Out (An Ya Fayass) . If Carlsberg made x-rated fake dancehall groups...........
Example:
one step soca bashment reggae dutty asswad


Asswad
The amount of X that can fit inside someone's ass. Where X is a quantity of something.
Example:
Corey (to soccer team)- I have an asswad of white socks you can borrow.
Team- Eww... We don't think we need those socks now, they might not be so white.


asswad
1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.
Example:
Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.


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