**This post refers to the SAT Reasoning Test, a form of punishment infliced upon all high schoolers.

1) A bullshit exam which doesnt test anything, be it IQ, creativity, personality, or potential college performance.

2) A common topic of conversation amongst elite families during "dinner parties", in which children/teens subjected to this want to poke their eyeballs out with their salad fork.

3) Is a major cause of teenage suicide in America

4) Segregate's society, for poeple of higher socioeconomic stratas apparently have higher scores. This leads to even further separation amongst students, when in reality, anything educational should be promoting openness and acceptance of others.

5) High performers think they're better than everyone cause they are getting into Harvard. O well, it's not like they had a social life from studying all night and day.

A standardized test taken by most high school Juniors and Seniors in order to qualify for college admittance and scholarships. Generally disliked by many students, this test is often called an acrnoym for Satan Approved Torture.

Just big fucking bullshit that you have to take in high school. This is meant for colleges such as USC, Stanford, UC or Ivy League schools to judge how smart or dumb you are. Whats the point about it when you have class grades? So fuck it cause it wastes time and thinking.

The SAT is a test used for undergraduate admissions in US universities that measures your ability to wake up at an ungodly hour on a Saturday morning, your ability to shade in what seems like millions of bubbles using a number 2 pencil; and your ability to sit still for over 3 and half hours with limited breaks.

Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.

Sucking out Absolutely all joy Test

Suicide Assessment Test- this tests your ability to not commit suicide before taking a really hard test.

#1 source of stress high school students are dealing with

SATs were invented in 1402 by a very evil king who had no friends, no girlfriend, and smelt of wee. He looked out of his window one day and saw all the teens of merry olde England having a laugh and he instantly invented SATs as a way to ensure we all shared in his misery. He was a bad bad man.