Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person



Cracker Jack
A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
Example:
I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me


Cracker Jack
1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(
Example:
Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
..................................................
Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.


Cracker Jack
A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.
Example:
That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!




Cracker Jack
A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.
Example:
1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.


cracker jack
A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.
Example:
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...


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