cracker jacks

a term used for jacking crackers.



cracker jack
A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.
Example:
Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...


cracker-jacking
When somebody peeks down a girls shirt at her breasts, its like a little boy opening a box of cracker jacks to find the surprise at the bottom of the box.
Example:
Did you notice Alex was cracker-jacking Betsy at lunch today?


cracker jack
A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.
Example:
I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.


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