cracktivate

A combination or portmanteau of the words crack and activate meaning the use of alternate methods to gain access to computer programs or hardware.cracktivate differs from hacktivate: cracktivate implies malicious intent.



cracktivities
Activities which are routinely associated with the sale and use of crack cocaine. Cracktivities are normally characterized by the desperate style with which they are executed. Cracktivities often include (but are not limited to) such things as:

1. the sucking/jerking on/off of trouser trout for a relatively small amount of money.

2. the typical smash and grab.

3. being secretly filmed by the police while you pace around in a hotel room, smoking rocks with a hooker, à la Marion Barry.

4. anything Amy Winehouse participates in while she is not in rehab.

5. anything the ODB participated in prior to his death (which was, of course, due to cracktivities).

6. most undertakings which occur within the confines or close proximity of a sketch pad.

Example:
When passing through the city of Memphis, it is highly advisable to keep one's car windows rolled up and avoid stopping if at all possible. This will minimize the likelihood of your becoming entangled with the inevitably omnipresent cracktivities.


Cracktivity
Cracktivity

noun
plural noun: Cracktivities

1.
the condition in which things are happening or being done while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine.
"there has been a sustained level of cracktivity throughout the night"

2.
a thing that a person or group does or has done, typically late at night or in the early

hours of the morning, while a person or persons are on or under the influence of crack cocaine or methamphetamine
"Electrical projects were their favorite cracktivity"
Example:
"Those guys have clearly been at it all night busy with their cracktivity, you could hear them in the shed at 3am"


Cracktivities
Pointless, inane and generally uncompleted activities performed whilst under the influence of crack/ice.
Example:
Mike looked up from his sweet puff and witnessed the 'cracktivities' of Joe and Amanda who had been indulging in too much ice and had decided to clean, sort and label in alphabetical order all of the tupperware in the kitchen cupboard who were however sidetracked by videos of squirrels on YouTube video and then ironically decided to report their adventures with a very long winded Urban Dictionary entry explaining said activities.


Cracktivity
Used as a measurement of number of sketchy people (usually crackheads) in a given area (city block). Used either as a average amount or as fluctuating level over time.
Example:
The cracktivity in my neighborhood is high tonight as I have seen ten crackheads on my block in the past half hour (Cracktivity of 20cph (Crackheads per hour)). The overall average cracktivity of my block is only 3cpb (Crackheads per block).


Cracktivated
The sometimes urge, while geared up, to absolutely anything and possibly everything, and do everything that there is to do with your Cracktivity.
Example:
Sam: "oh my God, I was so Cracktivated this morning that I got my whole day's chours done, walls washed, lawn mowed, built a shed and even learnt taxidermy, and it's only 9AM."


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