Crackheads

a broke ass mutha fucka who relies on crack to sustain daily life. Often seen running at full speed for a multitude of reasons.



crackhead
People of any race that live to hit that nasty-ass rock. Usually real thin, dirty and smell like warm trash and/or spoiled milk, fecal matter, rotting corpses etc. Frequently bobbing, weaving, twitching and glitching. Large periodic spurts of energy. Always got something for sale or knows somebody that has just what you need. The most severe crackheads can be viewed in the wild missing standard items such as shoes, socks and teeth. If you come into contact with a crackhead it is suggested to secure all valuables and avoid any physical contact or direct contact with their breath (could cause dizzyness and/or vomitting). If you lose property to a crackhead, accept the loss. If you find yourself chasing a crackhead, accept the loss .. crackheads are fast, they be gittin somewheres.. You ain't catching no crackhead...
Example:
that guy couldn't stay still for a second, fckn crackhead..
that guy radiated a heavy shit smell, fckn crackhead..
some guy took my quarter from the payphone and I chased him, damn that guy was fast for a homeless lookin shit smeller....mo'fckn crackhead.


crackhead
someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called crackheads. crackheads are easy to get along with and usually very funny.
Example:
"dang ten is such a crackhead, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"


crackhead
when a police officer is trying to pull you over but you don't understand so you just keep driving and then when he finally gets you and asks for your registration you look in your glove compartment and there is a dead mouse and you don't know what a registration looks like
Example:
yeah this girl I pulled over today was a total crackhead.


Crackheadism
the act of being a complete and utterly ok psychopath. you may completely understand yourself but others think you’ve lost your mind & need some mental assistance. you may be there, but there is definitely something missing. Crackheadism is an art that only some can acquire. You should be lucky and grateful that you were bestowed this gift.
Example:
“oh...wow...when she said she has crackheadism...she wasn’t jokin man”
“Did did you just see hOlLy drink 6 cups of coffee, post 30 Instagram photos& videos, spend 5 hours on TikTok & not get any school done, snort smarties, somehow throw up the smarties, and then pretend to be a horse girl in the arena? Ya she really does have crackheadism”


Crackhead
Similarly to how the meaning of the word literally has been altered greatly over time, a crackhead does not necessarily mean someone who is addicted to crack but is also synonymous with someone who perceives their behavior as being abnormally quirky or outlandish when in reality their personality is nothing short of plain and basic despite perhaps having a couple unusual yet unimpressive characteristics or moments to go by.
Example:
Person A: OMG Jessica you are SUCH a crackhead!!
Person B: Maddie, all she did was hop in that shopping cart for 2 seconds then immediately got out.


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