The Shat
Affectionate yet somewhat insulting nickname for William Shatner, star of anything he gets paid for.
Example:
Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!
Hey man, did you hear? The Shat just released a new album. He makes fun of himself and still gets rave reviews!
shatting
Example:
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING
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I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING
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shat-shat
An exclamation of excitement for yourself or someone else. Origin: The excitement expressed when you realized you referred to William Shatner twice in one day
the shat
shat
Example:
{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
shat
past tense of "to shit"
Example:
I shat myself
I shat myself
Shat
shat on
To have experienced inferiority as a direct result of the actions of another party. For the expression "shat on" to make sense, there must be a recipient (the one who is "shat on") as well as a perpetrating party (the one who "shat on" the recipient). The perpetrator's actions or remarks can be bold, such as the actual physically shitting on the the recipient, or subtle, such as saying something to someone else that implies that the recipient is in someway whack or lacking a ballsac. However, the key takeaway from use of this expression is the fact that the perpetrator's actions, though they can be cleaned up (just as shit can be cleaned off of a toilet) are essentially irreversible, since the smell--not to mention the memory--of shit is virtually impossible to remove once it is dropped upon a target.
Example:
The charmingly aggressive, and yet so unfortunately cunning, young men virtually shat on their neighboring organization's lawn of dignity by taking home the gold that night.
The charmingly aggressive, and yet so unfortunately cunning, young men virtually shat on their neighboring organization's lawn of dignity by taking home the gold that night.