Crash landing
by ChuckChaser69 on Jul 16, 2010 07:53:22
One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash",
Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash",
David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG
Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Example:
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.
Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)
Rod
Serling: What we have just seen here is a
most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into
The Twilight Zone.
Crash Landing
by Joe dan keith on May 30, 2008 08:46:31
A
handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her
arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "
crash landing".
Example:
Joe:
Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma
getting fucked in the ass?
Dan: dude some guy just went to
shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!
Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
Crash Landing
by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 on Aug 10, 2010 12:32:52
Example:
Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee
crash landing!!!!! it looks like a
jungle.
crash land naked
by Smidge204 on Apr 08, 2004 11:05:56
Often said of someone who has
unexpectedly ended
up in an unfamiliar situation for which they are completely unprepared to
deal with, particularly in a psycological sense.
Example:
"The last place on earth
E.T. needs to crash land naked is any place where a four-legged animal is considered an all
terrain vehicle." -Unfilter @
8bm.com
crash land
by iwreckbathrooms on Apr 11, 2022 02:41:25
verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to
descend to sit on the toilet but before one's
butt cheeks have touched down on
the toilet seat.