dwarf

The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. Unfortunatly they are not very lucky with the laidies must be because of the smell. Like axes and hammers. They could kick your sorry ass!



dwarf
How to recognize and handle with a dwarf:

A dwarf is a person with a strong mind, little height and a nasty temper.
You should never mess with a dwarf, except you want to get kicked your booty.
Dwarfgirls may seem cute but can be really anoiying and breathtaking sometimes.
Female dwarfs don`t grow beards!!! But they may sometimes use false beards for protection.
Never underestimate a dwarf!!! It isn`t good for your health.
Example:
Pwets: Wow that`s what I call a dwarf. Isn`t it cute?!
Carlo: What a sheepish little beard it wears!
Dwarf: Wait until I get you!
(kicks Pwets badly in the ass)
Pwets: I was only trying to be nice, really.
Dwarf: Tell that to my husband.
(walks away steaming)


dwarf
A dwarf is a person with dwarfism. They have normal intelligence and are are quite small. They look funny too- they usually have teeny arms and legs and huge bodies and foreheads. They're the same thing as midgets.
Example:
Oh, look at that little dwarf/midget guy!


Dwarfed
When one person belittles, overshadows, makes one worthless, insults, and/or

patronizes another person, making the latter feel 4 inches tall. The former thinks s/he is better, having more worth than the latter--and let's others around them know it.
Example:
"How can Cooper say a thing like that to me?" laments Ainsley.
"Your cousin is such a bitch,"responded Morgan.
"Every time I'm around her, I feel so dwarfed. So worthless."


Dwarf
A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.
Example:
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."


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