Eenie

A word to describe smells that emanate from the genital region.I came up with this when I was a kid, and everyone I have told over the years has loved it and used it. Great to use when needing to be covert (warning friends about people in earshot).



eenie meeni
type of person who makes decisions in the most complicating ways. Knowing what they want and then changing their mind at the last minuet repeatedly for no good reason.
Example:
That boy is so eenie meenie; Why are you so eenie meenie?


eeny-weenis-japenis
A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
Example:
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.


Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Sometimes used as a childrens rhyme but teens/adults use it as making a dificult decision... instead of chosing rock, paper, scissors-They use Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Example:
eeny meeny miny moe
catch a bad chick by her toe
if she hollers let her go
eeny meeny miny moe

or

"i cant make up my mind metween crayons or colored pencils"
"eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch Cryola by the toe,

if it hollers let it go,

eeny meeny miney moe"


Eeny meeny miny moe
A colloquial expression used to be able to make a selection/decision at random. This is done by pointing with your finger randomly at the possible choices and chanting each word. Whichever option is pointed at when saying "moe" is the one that should be chosen - mostly, as some people cheat and do it again. This can be done with your eyes either open or shut.
Example:
There are 80 or so flavours of ice-cream/sorbet you can choose from. They all sound delicious and you cannot make up your mind... so you close your eyes and chant while pointing randomly at the board "Eeny meeny miny moe!" You open your eyes and your finger is pointing at: Straberry Cheescake! You have a quick glance and realise you really wanted Mississippi Mud Pie... but tough, it's fate! Strawberry Cheescake it is. ;)


Eenie meenie miney mo
A method of decision making mainly used by young children and stoners, as you go by each object you say 1 of the words until you're done with the phrase... there are two versions of this, version 1 is a process of elimination and version 2 is a more quick method.
v1
"eenie meenie miney mo catch a tiger by the toe if he hollars let him go my momma chooses the very best one and you are not it." (continue until theres 1 item left)
v2 (my favorite)
"eenie meenie miney mo catch a faggot by the toe, my momma chooses the straightest one and you are so it"

these are both done with a specific rhythm.
Example:
stoner #1: bro, bong or vaporizer?

stoner #2: idk, eenie meenie miney mo dat shit holmes.


eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover
a person who chooses their love interests by playing the eenie-meenie-miney-mo game. This person is considered a player or also someone who has no concern for other people's feelings. They choose who to like by saying eenie-meenie-miney-mo. also of the title a song by sean kingston and justin bieber
Example:
Jill: i got asked to the prom by 3 guys!
Lindsey: who are you going to go with?
Jill: i don't know, i'll just choose one at random.
Lindsey: You're such an eenie-meenie-miney-mo lover!


Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny
A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.

Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
Example:
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."


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