credits crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.



Credit Crunch
The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.
Example:
Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"


Credit crunch
When a television network squeezes the ending credits of a show to a smaller section of the screen, in order to allow for network promos. The audio of the credits is usually cut out as well.
Example:
I wanted to hear the ending theme of that show, but I couldn't because of the damn credit crunch!


Credits Crunch
When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.


Credit crunch
A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.
Example:
'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.


Credit Crunch!
A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.
Example:
When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)


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