Crotch
(n) (adj) (v)
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
crotched
In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.
Example:
"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."
"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."
crotching-it
Example:
Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
crotch
1. Another name for groinal area.
2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants
3. Act of shoving something in your crotch
2. Name of the groin/seat area of pants
3. Act of shoving something in your crotch
crotch
To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.
crotch
Example:
"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."
"do you want to put your drink in a holder?"
"no, i've got a crotch, crotches are good for holding things."
crotch
Crotching
The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Example:
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)