Stoning
The act of beating someone with
Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul.
Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party
fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.
Stoning
by Ginga Geezus on Apr 06, 2018 08:44:06
When you
go on nature
hike and you find a
phallic shaped rock to insert into your ass or your friends ass.
Example:
Jim and I went on a great hike yesterday up a mountain. We totally ended up
stoning each other once we got to the top. We called that rock
nature's anal bead.
Stoning
by James Barnard on Jan 14, 2008 06:33:01
Stoned
by OGKilluh13 on Sep 10, 2013 04:51:31
What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly
Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being
like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place
motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high
Stoned
by Jitts on Nov 14, 2009 10:37:04
A mind state in which you believe to be a
inventor,
philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.
A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an
automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Example:
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough
helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a
pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
Stoned
by j-dog on Apr 22, 2003 09:38:45
stoned
by highbastard1 on Oct 05, 2008 17:16:05
when you go on urban dictionary at 2:
09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating
3 bags of
doritos.
on stone
by idkiguess on Oct 14, 2020 07:21:26
Stonely
by creativenate88 on Jul 14, 2011 12:33:36
Example:
Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home
all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very
stonely. Everything was then OK.
Stoned
by Probation Kills on Jul 16, 2008 20:17:05
The state of total
nirvana.
feeling completely
on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in
4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.
Example:
Person- man im so
stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?
Person-
What the meanings of
toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.