crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.



Crotch
(n) (adj) (v)
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
Example:
Did that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”


crotched
In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.
Example:
"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."


Crotching
The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Example:
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)


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