arid Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

arid

Being so in need of a pounding from a guy/girl/tranny/inanimate object that you become dry and barren with lots of tumbleweed in your vagina.

Arid

by MbongoFromTheCongo on Feb 09, 2011 03:21:53

Synonym for dry. When somebody says a really dead dry joke where nobody laughs.
Can also be used when someone tries to par unsuccessfully.
Derives from a geographic word for dry land.

Example:
You need some E45 for those Arid insults

Arid

by Badgirly178 on Apr 16, 2019 02:22:08

I really don’t know🤪

Example:
That’s so arid!

Arid Ronktoot

by groin fondler on Aug 29, 2019 07:41:23

When a mammal experiences a starkly dry fart, but their anus hole is so tight that it makes a honk-like noise and one or more little turds fall out.

Example:
Abram: *RRRRRRONNK!*
Riley: "What was that? ... PU! What is that foul odor?"
Abram: *Stands up* *Little poops leak from pant leg* Sorry, I've had an Arid Ronktoot sitting in my rectum ever since we got to church.
Riley: You dirty little pablo pebbles pueblo >:|

dry and arid

by Will, Sarah, Emily, Katrina on Feb 21, 2005 07:50:18

anal substitute teacher

Example:
Mrs. Crazy French Lady

aridism

by fup duck on Mar 11, 2023 23:53:02

Prejudice or discrimination directed against native ecosystems that have evolved and adapted to arid climates, based upon the belief that they are devoid of life, unattractive and expendable.

Example:
In a proclamation of naive aridism, Arnold Schwarzenegger said "where most see a wasteland, I see opportunity" (for energy development)

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