customer's Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

customer's

An incredibly stupid person. These people are often found in department and grocery stores and show no signs of common sense. Many times they can be rude, cruel, and obnoxious.

Customer

by Rampaging Hill Giant on Sep 12, 2019 12:12:50

An acronym that stands for “Completely Unreasonable Selfish Twit, Often Miserable and Ethically Reprehensible.”

While most often used to describe idiotic, self-entitled shoppers or other patrons, this swear word can be used to refer to anyone whose actions are born of a sense of entitlement and general lack of higher brain function.

Many customers are unaware that this word is an insult, and will proudly use it when referring to themselves and their so-called rights.

Example:
“I am a customer, I want what I want, and you don’t get to ask questions!”
“Wow, he started yelling at you because you wouldn’t have unprotected sex with a complete stranger? What a fucking customer.”
“He is such a customer if he thinks you can get an hour and a half of footage down to 15 minutes and still use ‘a lot’ of it.”

Customer

by CrazyTweak on Feb 09, 2010 05:56:35

Moving thing that annoys the shit out of me

Example:
"God, why won't these customers leave?"

customer

by Anonymous on Jul 23, 2004 02:36:27

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.

Example:
"Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"

Customers

by Tritttrott on Feb 09, 2010 13:23:12

Smart-Arse -Know-It alls who go into other people's work places of an evening such as restaurants and tell waiter-staff how to do their jobs and the chefs how to cook and mainly cause havoc and distess, after they knock off from their own jobs becasue of their little lives. Sometimes customers are know as "The Little People" for the naivity and demonstrations of brainless behaviour and overall dumbness.

They sit there arses down wherever they like without having the common decency of finding the maitra' d and get pissed off when they are removed from the reserved table.

When/if unsatisfied with thier meals, they don't want the problem to be solved, but prefer to make smart-arse remarks about the food.

They also go by a huge range of dereogotory terms genearted by frustrated kitchen staff and waitstaff. Customers defeat their own purpose.

Example:
"I thought we could sit here" or "Why can't we sit here?" (may also put up a battle)

Forget what they ordered

Pass up/pile up plates, despite it being bad etiqutte, throwing off "The Gameplan" and smashing things in the process and then saying some dumbshit thing like: "I should let you do it, eh"? WELL, FUCK!

Make unnecessary remarks such as

Customer 1: "I wouldn't feed that to my dog"- meanwhile the meal is perfect.

Come in a wide varity of classes: "Working Class"- The most thuggish and threaten to bash you.

"The Middle Class"- The biggest whingers, tell YOU how to do your job. These fuckwit customers also don't know what it is like to be loaded up with plates and unable to move cheap grog out of the way. Sometimes they think that they are helping, but just fuck up the game plan resulting in an extra trip or worse, broken plates etc.

"Yuppies/ upper middle class" customers- WILL give you the blow by blow of how to do your job. They must also give every single fucken metaphor and simile in the fucken thesaurous to demonstrate how disatified with the food, the tempreture of the room and bitch about the wine, in which the bar staff can do nothing about. These fuckwits want the problem to be solved even less than the middlecalss and won't be satisified until YOUR blood is ON their hands. These are also known as Cuntfaces

customers

by Bob Garbelozzi on Dec 18, 2003 11:03:41

see cunt

Example:
Internet customers are cunts.

customs

by Downstrike on May 25, 2004 08:35:19

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.

Example:
I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.

Customer

by nothingsnecessary on Nov 22, 2012 11:31:13

Not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from Limp Passivity to On Crack. Infamously fancies himself always right. All because of that stupid saying.

Example:
Customers are so stupid, sometimes I forget they have feelings.

customer

by Adrian on Dec 08, 2007 13:14:30

Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.

Example:
Customers make my work life horrible.

Customer

by n0netrickpony on Dec 10, 2019 02:29:10

A person who is unable to troubleshoot. They generally lack in both motivation and ability, making them unable to solve their own problems. Combined with the unreasonable expectation that "Things should just work!", this make it very unpleasant to interact with them.

Example:
"WHERE IS THE TROUBLESHOOT, CUSTOMER?" - Alex

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