Slayer

The masters of metal. The baddest riffs (warning: Wimps may damage their wrist trying to play their music), the fastest drumbeat, the meanest voice and the most EVIL lyrics...



Slayer

by SLAYER!!!!!!!!!! on May 04, 2011 06:00:51

The answer to EVERYTHING.
Example:
Q: What time is it?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Where should I put this?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Why did you do that?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: How did you do that?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: How long is this gonna take?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: When are you coming home?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Who did you vote for?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: What's your name?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: What's the square root of 5184?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Where are you going?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Hey what's up?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: How are you doing?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

etc.


Slayer

by Chazm66....6 on Dec 28, 2010 02:47:43

Slayer (pronounced: SSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) is a metal band that the words "Awesome, Fuck Yeah, and FUCKIN METAL" can't describe. The only words that can possibly describe Slayer are "The GODS THAT FUCKIN SMASH THEIR HEADS AGAINST A WALL UNTIL IT IS PAINED BLOOD AND THEN STARTS SCREAMIN' FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone not worthy of "The Metal" will listen to slayer and their face will melt, their head will explode and leave a blooied corpse, only for the bloodied corpse to explode and leave nothing, wiping out their very existence from the universe. Chuck Norris himself listened to Slayer and has now locked himself in his mom's closet, crying.
Example:
Me: What the fuck are you listening to?

Girl: I'm listening to Justin Bieber! Isn't he cute?

Me: No. Listen to Metallica.

Girl: (types Metallica into the Youtube search engine) Eh, not really my style. Oh wait, it says i might like slayer

Me: I wouldn't do that if i were you,.....

Girl: (clicks slayer)
(slayer begins to play Angel of Death, girl's head explodes and the remains explode as well, leaving not even a speck of blood. )

Me: oh, she should have listened to me.....\m/ SLAYER!!!!! (listens to the rest of song)


Slayer

by Flealan on Jul 19, 2006 05:54:29

A kick arse Thrash Metal band that blow whoever listens to it away, also made one of the greatest metal albums of all time.

Members include:

Tom Araya
Jeff Hanneman
Kerry King
Dave Lombardo.
Example:
Want to create a mother of all mosh pits? Put some Slayer on.


Slayer

by Alhadis on Aug 20, 2006 11:11:38

The darkest, heaviest, most brutal fucking thrash band to have ever struck the face of God's green earth with pure bruality. Capable of pounding out the most coolest, creepiest and most Satanic lyrics that don't actually oversaturate their image to a point of being laughable (see Deicide). Founded by Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman back in the early 80s, their influence upon the thrash movement is undisputed, with albums like "Reign in Blood" and "Seasons in the Abyss" ranking as the most influential and famous thrash albums in record history.

As far as this author's concerned, Metallica don't fucking deserve to be considered the backbone of thrash. Metallica sold out and changed, but Slayer never did. They didn't compromise their sound for fucking anybody, and to this date, they've remained sheer volume and pumelling riffs that totally kick the shit out of all but the heaviest of Death metal.

To date, their most recent album is "Christ Illusion"; another brutal masterpiece that illustrates how well they've stuck to their roots. "Catatonia" has a guitar solo that's to die for. Quite literally if you're ears are too weak to handle the overpowering bad-ass-itude of Slayer's music (and no, that wasn't a real word, so don't bother looking it up on UD).
Example:
Metalhead #1: "I went to a Slayer concert the other week."
Metalhead #2: "Shit man, you survive?"
Metalhead #1: "I lost three fingers in a mosh pit, sustained cranial brain damage from being kicked against the floor... loved every fucking minute of it."
Metalhead #2: "Hell yeah. You catch a guitar pick?"
Metalhead #1: "Yep, I'll strum with it after I get feeling back in my fingers."


Slayer

by Rumleskaft on Jul 15, 2010 21:36:58

originated from danish metalheads- used as an indirect way to show dissapproval of either a show(concert) or just music being played. if the music is horrible or the concert is- you yell out "SPIL NOGET MED SLAYER"(play/put on some slayer
Example:
fuck it, this music is horrible- PLAY SOME SLAYER!!


Slayer

by Zack423 on Nov 13, 2006 01:01:16

An awesome thrash metal band. One of the Big Four Of Thrash. Whilst not being emo, (you dumb ass) Slayer is best known for "Raining Blood", "Angel of Death", and "War Ensamble".
Members include:
Tom Araya: Bass,Vocals
Dave Lombardo: Drums
Kerry King: Guitars
Jeff Hanneman: Guitars
Example:
Slayer is one of the best bands in the world.


Slayer

by Kerry King666 on Oct 04, 2006 00:47:14

The most fucking awesome band ever! A person who calls themselves a metal-head but can only name the songs "Angel of Death" and "Bloodline" when asked their fav Slayer song is a cunt-ass poser who disgraces true Slayer fans everywhere.
Example:
Listen to the Slayer album "Show No Mercy" (Antichrist, Die By The Sword, Metalstorm/ Face the Slayer, Crionics, Fight Till Death, etc.); it will change your perspective on life.


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