daffodils

Synonym for Doctor Death March, a.k.a. Modafinil.



daffodils
The sweet smell of a stripper's ass/pussy area. This aroma is usually mixed in with a slight hint of crusty old dollar bills, but normally the sweeter scent is the dominant bouquet.
Example:
"Jenna" leaned over to an adjacent customer, so I leaned in and took a hefty whiff of the sweet daffodils only millimeters from my nose; I then proceded to the VIP room with her and received three song's worth of dry humping and cockteasing.


Daffodil
The opposite of a whore. A girl who is always good and never does anything bad and never gets in trouble. They always act like angels and get good grades. Daffodils dislikes boys (or girls) who do bad things or get in trouble. She can be hot or ugly.
Example:
"You see Kevin's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's a daffodil"


daffodilitis
Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.
Example:
Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."


Daffodils
Example:
I wanna take you somewhere so you know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought you daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't flower like they did last spring
And I wanna kiss you, make you feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up


daffodil
A daffodil is a man with a vagina. Being a daffodil is similar to being a pansy, but the case of the daffodil is much more severe. Daffodils should be avoided at all costs, and they should aspire to conform to the methods of A.M.M. (but sadly, most of them will never succeed)
Example:
- Hey, are you hanging out with Alex this weekend?
- No. He hasn't asked me to do anything. He's such a fucking daffodil.


Daffodils
Written at Town-end, Grasmere. The Daffodils grew and still grow on the margin of Ullswater and probably may be seen to this day as beautiful in the month of March, nodding their golden heads beside the dancing and foaming waves.
Example:
Daffodils:
I wander lonely as a cloud,
through fair England's gardens green,
her chaste and comely presence,
plucks a fine melody,
upon the tuneful strings of my swollen heart.
And yet.....
I cannot resist the machinations of my soul,
I feel it stirring in my throat,
those foul and pestilent words,
which cage my very being;
the FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKS,
COME ON YOU TWAT FACED ARSE CUNT,
I'LL KICK THE LIVING FUCK FROM YOUR SHITTY BOLLOCKS - CUNT, WANK, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK.


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