dairylea
The surface of ones bumhole which is entirely covered with a thick layer of white semi-solid substance. The exterior is harmful to mankind and is only rimmable by a supreme wiggerDairylea
Dairylea Dunking
The act of smearing dairylea cheese around a loved ones anus, sexing said anus, then having your loved one lick the cheese off of your penis. The penis acts as the breadstick.
Dairylea bell
The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea
Example:
Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story
Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story
Dairylea Dunkers
A food product.
Plastic, watery cheese and cardboard sticks of bread.
People have a tendancy to be over protective of them.
Plastic, watery cheese and cardboard sticks of bread.
People have a tendancy to be over protective of them.
dairylea dunking
when a man jizzes into a womens pussy then takes his dick out of her and makes her suck on. He then puts it back into her pussy, takes it out and makes her suck on it again etc just like with a dairylea dunker.
Dairylea Grand Prix
Example:
"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"
"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"
"Awright Kev, want to play Dairylea Grand Prix?"
"Sure thing Wayne! Why, I'll do anything to punish a big company for their short-sighted copywriting. Now get your cock out"