dark rooms
by hytham_hammer on Jul 15, 2005 05:37:57
Example:
stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no
enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see
something interesting?
*both get inside*.
Dark room switch
by vurrysorry on Nov 06, 2009 00:53:18
When in the middle of sexual intercourse one excuses themselves in the middle and switches with somebody else who is in or
around the room who then finishes in your place. The
Dark room switch is done in a
dark room to avoid
suspicion of changing partners.
Example:
When he failed to please his wife john
payed a
gigolo to do a Dark room switch to trick her into thinking he could
satisfy her.
Wet match in a dark room
by armyowalgreens on Apr 26, 2010 08:25:19
Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their
low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a
dark room is the
antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.