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the wood

Referred to when a punishing hit is delievered in an athletic event. Known as "bringing the wood" or "laying the wood." Hits oftentimes leave opponents crippled for life which is incouragable as it brings prestige to those who "bring the wood"

the wood

by bud newman. on Feb 28, 2003 17:46:07

slang term for inglewood, california; also known as the city of champions. home of the great western forum which housed the world champion los angeles lakers.

Example:
most of my homies is reppin' word213/word, we like to cruise to the wood every once in a while.

the wood

by The Dude on Mar 25, 2005 13:56:19

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Example:
Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

the wood

by Boogie05 on Mar 23, 2006 12:17:57

To describe something that is extremely bad or the definition of a female who is extremely unattrative.

Example:
Man that bamma is The Wood!

Man I saw this girl at Pg Plaza and she was the wood!!

Wood on Wood

by Screw-It-I'm-Out on Jun 06, 2021 23:57:40

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.

Example:
Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.

wood on wood

by Horny bus driver on Dec 23, 2015 01:47:04

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

Example:
As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

Will Wood

by Millie roles a 7 on Feb 15, 2021 12:23:15

A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.

Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.

Example:
Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?

Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.

Wood

by 1277430927 on Jan 08, 2019 00:40:17

1) N. An erect penis

2) N. Short for backwood

Example:
1) “Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood” - Nicki Minaj

2) Pass the wood.

Wood

by Devil on Nov 30, 2003 05:12:11

Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

Example:
I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.

Wood

by daniel knight on Jul 07, 2003 19:46:22

an erect penis.

Example:
"dude, i got morning wood!"

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