dead as fuck

saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless - or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.



dead man fucking
When you do something to your girl (like cheat on her) and you have to get one last fuck with her before she finds out and kicks you out.
Reference to: dead man walking, the name given to prisoners on death row right before they are executed
Example:
Oh man, I fucked up... I better start dead man fucking before Shelly finds out...


Dead Fuck
PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)
Example:
dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?

dude2: she was a dead fuck.


Dead fuck
When proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, your partner appears to die. Foreplay can be very active and passionate, but once the penis is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.
Example:
"that was the worst sex of my life, that girl was a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"


Dead fuck
When having sex with a female, she preceeds to lay there motionless and just stare you in the eyes. No emotion whatsoever. Doesn't appear to be interested in the physical happenings of the moment. Alive, but resembling a dead body by her lack of movement.
Example:
Heather White was the gnarliest dead fuck I ever had, she never moved or got into it.


Dead fuck
When you're attempting to fuck a male who expects you to initiate every time. A male Chris who just lays on his back and expects to get a nut that he hasn't earned. A male who wants head but is to lazy to get off his ass and give his girl head. A dead fuck lays there and expects the girl to get on top. A dead fuck doesn't do shit. Expects the girl to do all the work but gives no pleasure in return.
Example:
Chris is a dead fuck, he just lays there.

No one wants to be with that dead fuck Chris, he's so lazy in bed.


Jimbo "the dead fuck"
a character in friday the 13th part 4, and his buddy ted calls him " a dead fuck", and it's really funny, and after getting laid, jimbo asks the girl if he was " a dead fuck". lol
Example:
"jimbo "the dead fuck""

Ted- a lousy lay, you know? a dead fuck.

Jimbo- oh i see, don't hold it back from me doc, i can take it, give it to me straight.

Ted- i did not say it. the computer did.

Jimbo- well there is no computer!

Ted- aha, well there's no Betty either!


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