this cat

said with a small grin when you must marvel at another guys ingenuity, stupidness, or ridiculousness, or any other idiocy



CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!
when a person makes the noice cat cat cat cat cat cat
Example:
"CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!"


cat
an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.
Example:
i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped


Cat
A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely despise you, there is no inbetween. Will most likely control the human race in 50 years.
Example:
Person #1: What is that!

Person #2: Just my cat.


Cats
1. Rulers of the internet

2. Cute

3. Fireballs of claws and death
Example:
Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...

END


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