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Explaining something with a more twisted, or fucked up definition.



Urbanless Dictionary Definition
When a definition is posted on Urban Dictionary, but it's lame and just defines an actual word with an actual definition.
Example:
Mark: Did you add a new definition to Urban Dictionary?
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as

1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...


Urban Dictionary Definition
A user-submitted definition for a word, posted on the site www.urbandictionary.com. The word can be real, and it's definition true. It can also be entirely made up from the word to it's definition. Or, the definition for a real word or person could be falsified. The only regulation on content is approval or disapproval if users, whom vote on which definitions to allow onto the site.

Common content found on the site include "definitions" that serve only to glorify certain people, or defame others. Also, an infamous use of the website is to make up sexual vocabulary ie: Truffle Butter or attach graphically sexual definitions to actual words ie: Queen Victoria.
Example:
Guy 1: Did you hear Miles got his Urban Dictionary Definition included on the site?
Guy 2: I've shit things more interesting than that fact.
Guy 1: It's about you thought. It says you're a - - -

Guy 2: Who gives a damn? No one knows.

Guy 1: - - - sexy son of a bitch,
*Awkward Stares*
Guy 2: He's gay?
Guy 1: Yup.


Urban dictionary definition reviews
a lonely group of fat single men who spend their time picking their noses and eating it, can usually be found trawling through the internet to find the most boring definitions to publish. the reviewer is usually very successful at making urban dictionary more boring than most other dictionaries, such as 'Colin's dictionary' which is a much more exciting and humorous read.
Example:
guy one: "i bumped into one of those urban dictionary reviewers today, smelled like shit"
girl one: "hey my granddad is an urban dictionary reviewer!"
guy one:"well he can fuck off then, nose picking , shitty bag of wank gravy" urban dictionary definition reviews


urban dictionary definition fail
When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.
Example:
Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.

Friend: what did you put?

Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.

Friend: did it get accepted?

Dude: nope...

Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.

Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.

Friend: maybe we should define that term!

Dude: I hope it gets accepted.

Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!


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