log ride
When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes
up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an
amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get
splashed.
log ride
by Don696969 on Mar 20, 2008 00:13:33
A true log ride is this:
First you take a
huge shit
Then, while giving your bitch a
swirly, you
nail her in the ass
Nail her in the ass until she shits.
log ride
by deseanj on Jan 25, 2011 06:26:30
log ride
by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry on Aug 20, 2004 23:17:10
Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.
72 inches long and 2.
44 inches in
diameter.
log ride
by BUCKYBABE on Jan 04, 2007 17:22:48
Log Ride
by The Second-Hand Condom Man on Feb 10, 2010 09:14:20
A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the
sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their
stomache or further, much like
a log going downstream.
Example:
"Chris said his wife let him give her
a log ride the other night! That's were that
stain on
the carpet must have come from...."
Saskatchewan Log Ride
by Bearded Justice on Aug 22, 2019 04:24:01
A sex act, in which a
sizable turd is
fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe
infections.
ohio log ride
by Charlie Brianchester on Mar 22, 2008 12:49:24
The
Ohio log ride involves three people, the sex of the three people does not matter. The first person (the slide) gets down on their hands and knees and positions them self to where their buttocks is angled towards the ground to create the slide. The second person (the
logger) then excretes a solid log of fecal matter on the the first persons upper-back. The third person (the
hosier) then urinates on the back of the first person to allow the log of fecal matter to slide down their back and into the second persons mouth.
"Ohio" is used in the title because only people from Ohio would do this.
A Knott's Log Ride
by Ryan James Brown on Jan 11, 2007 08:34:21
Riding
the log ride when a guy with down syndrome is riding directly behind you. Inevitably this causes
the rider in front to slide into the down syndrome guy's lap, inadvertently causing the unfortunate rider to
endure the ride with a mentally retarded erection in his back.
German Log Ride
by Evil swiss Cheese on Mar 23, 2009 03:04:23
The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor
face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #
1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #
2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.
Example:
The film was going well until
Stacey found herself on the end
og a German
Log Ride.