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the countess

The act of giving yourself a Stranger while wearing a large amount of jewellery on the hand in order to simulate being jerked off by a female aristocrat.

The countess

by Sarah Paulson admirer on Apr 24, 2021 09:21:33

The countess is a vampire in American Horror Story and she’s hot, she is portrayed by a more hotter person, Lady Gaga.

Example:
I love The Countess, she hot af.

Countess Boochie Flagrante

by Mai Ainsel on Nov 07, 2019 06:44:40

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.

Example:
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

Countess Casavajones

by The Sandlot on May 11, 2009 07:07:02

also referred to simply as countess, casa is a woman that enjoys the simple things in life: churro-ing her hair, blowing kisses at strangers, collecting zoos, chess tournaments where she plays herself, being followed around with a parasol, eating salmon from the silver dish they used in the Shiba cat food commercials, talking down to people, charity work, painting the town red, and force-cuddling dink.

Example:
One time at customs, they asked Countess Casavajones for her passport. She laughed, threw boiling hot tar on them, screamed do you know who i am, and left.

dirty countess

by SiFTW on Apr 01, 2020 04:12:45

Any sex act involving the participation of all of the following demographics: one (or more) juggalo(s), one or more furry{(s) and a weeb.

Example:
Whoop whoop, I got John here with his fursuit, come over for the Dirty Countess you big weeb.

countess feona

by Countess Feona on Nov 24, 2021 23:21:29

The most amazing bossy, adventurous and encouraging black woman alive. She's a true beautiful countess

Example:
Wow!! Who's that crazy beauty? Oh that's my friend countess feona

countesse

by MiekyP on May 19, 2006 15:54:35

A word that murder inc thought up to rhym with shit to be cool, but they aren't

Example:
Ja Rule is countesse

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