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double J

blowing your load while recieving a lapdance at a strip club..

Double J

by Stalking Possum on Jul 02, 2013 06:18:40

A jizim junkie. One who needs copious amounts of her lover's cum to feed her habit.

Example:
What's wrong with that girl? ...Oh, her, she's a Double J, and her man's out of town.

double j

by bernt on Jul 14, 2003 10:42:20

a female who likes brandt wang inserted forcefully into her baby maker

Example:
she asked me to come over and ram her

Double J

by JSJ on Jul 16, 2016 14:00:36

A cool boy with glasses that match his bike and initials are JSJ

Example:
Ayy he a Double J

Double j/k

by ReySquared on May 17, 2009 14:15:37

The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.

Example:
Prima: I banged your sister.
Secunda: WHAT!?
Prima: also I crashed your car.

Secunda: ARE YOU FUCKING--
Prima: double j/k! *cough*

Prima: I hate you.
Secunda: D:
Prima: j/k!
Secunda: ..you ass.
Prima: YOU'RE an ass, God, you're such a fuckhead sometimes! I can't believe you!
Secunda: wha--but--I--
Prima: J/K! Hahahaha!
Secunda: -_-;

Double J Gaming Syndrome

by Thebomdotcom2011 on Aug 07, 2017 01:30:11

The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.

Example:
"Yo man that kid has Double J Gaming Syndrome he's trying so hard to be black!"

double handy J

by brotothemax on Jul 02, 2012 09:33:45

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

Example:
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

Double Bobby J

by Double Bobby J on Nov 06, 2021 03:22:59

A double bobby j is when you take every drug you can get all at once.

Example:
Hey wanna head back to my place and do a Double Bobby J

L double M J

by LdoubleMJ's M on Feb 03, 2009 09:07:58

A crazy group of four teenagers that have nothing better to do than hang around in an art room after school drawing random shit and crazy fantasy puke on the board then signing it "L double M J" and ditching.

Example:
"Dude, this morning I found the whiteboard covered with mutated Pokemon, ducks, and random messages hidden behind student's artwork."

"Any idea who did it?"

"Yeah, L double M J... whoever that is."

J Double B

by the_hoops on Jan 19, 2017 05:54:36

A double bourbon and ginger ale. It's a popular drink during warm months and is classically made with Jim Bean.

Example:
Friend: "Hey man, you want to go grab a drink?"
Me: "Yeah! It's been so hot lately, I could go for a J Double B."

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