the excuse

Derived from the word "Excuse".It is tendency/Disease/Regular behaviour of making excuse for every poor performance.In simpler words,giving excuses for everything and trying to back their faults



No Excuses
Getting on with your life...not letting things get in your way...being positive and optimistic...not looking for a reason to avoid something...not wasting an opportunity...
Example:
There's 'no excuses' for not making the most of your life.


Excuse
An attempt to create a justification for something that you knowingly decided to flake out on. Lack of balls to take responsibility for your own actions or wrong doing. A pussy attempt to make someone feel better about their disappointment by disguising a lie as an excuse.
Example:
I've been meaning to call you back but I have been really busy. Total bullshit excuse. The person saying this is full of shit they are either avoiding you or had something else that was more important to them.


Excuse
An excuse is a reason for which an individual does or doesn’t do something; it is a transfer of blame from oneself to some other external.
Example:
"I did not attend the gym today because I was tired".
"I don't spend my free time reading books because its boring".
"I get drunk because it relaxes me".
"I am overweight because I love food too much".
"I am poor because of the top 1%".
The penultimate excuse involves the movement of things (Time): "I couldn't because I ran out of time".


The Excuse
Diarrhea. It will get you out of anything, including high school classes. No one will argue with you, or question you further.
Example:
(a teacher and a student)

T: I'm going to write you up for skipping my class again!

S (in a hushed voice, The Excuse): ummmm....I couldn't get off the toilet...I had diarrhea...

T: um...

(at this point the teacher dosn't want to listen anymore, and pretends to be busy. you walk away in sucess)


Excuse
A lame reason for getting out of something. For example, "I didn't have anything to eat for breakfast so I ate my essay". Or "excuse" in the word "excuse me". For example, "excuse me for sneezing on your dress."
Example:
Excuse me, but that was a lame excuse.


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