pick-up line

a phrase or expression used to "wow" or "win over" a female, deemed successful if it ends in the bedroom area, or any place well equipped for love making.



pick up line
A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for sex, romance, or dating.

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Example:
Examples of some popular pick up lines:

Let's make life fabric softener and snuggle.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you a magnet? Cause I'm attracted to you.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here! What are your other two wishes?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.


pick up line
does NOT help pick up girls..
Example:
sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)

i'd look good on you.


pick up line
a normally bad way to pick up girl
Example:
Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.


pick up line
A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.
Example:
A few examples of pick-up lines are:
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."


Pick Up Lines
Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.
Example:
Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?


Pick-Up Lines
An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.
Example:
Examples of Pick-Up Lines:

Example 1:

A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"

Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"

Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."

Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."

Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*

Example 2:

Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"

Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."

Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*

Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."

Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*


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