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double jointed

An expression for a person being bisexual.

double joints

by Ben Dover The Fifth on Nov 05, 2015 23:55:21

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

Example:
1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

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Double jointed

by JoeyBomm on Oct 19, 2021 05:23:33

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Example:
Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

double-jointed

by Sean McInerney on Jan 16, 2004 03:47:54

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Example:
Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

Double Jointed

by stonermike420breh on Aug 04, 2011 03:00:10

A sex position consisting of boy on bottom and girl riding on top - both the boy and girl are smoking a joint thus, Double Jointed.

Example:
"i seriously can't wait to try Double Jointed with him"

"dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!"

Double-Jointed

by Pantheon__ on Oct 13, 2011 04:24:31

A smoking circle in which two joints are in rotation.

Example:
I bought some rolling papers last night, had friends over and made a double-jointed circle.

Double-Jointed Vagina

by Purdue Mansack on Oct 26, 2009 13:21:18

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Example:
Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

Double Jointed

by Tiny Nips on Aug 16, 2011 14:05:38

When two people are smoking on the their own individual Joints

Example:
We had a Double Jointed Session and it was awesome!

Double jointed pussy

by 23coxsucker on Dec 26, 2019 14:12:21

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Example:
Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

double jointed ass

by silve-ja on May 20, 2005 15:44:55

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

Example:
It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

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