dress code

a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and collared shirts, everyones still acts even dumber than they have before.



dress code
When someone dress nice, they alway dress good r most times they be dressin good, alway matchin alway look clean
Example:
Dayum that nigga got a dress code


Dress Code
A school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.
Example:
*Students talking* Dude, did you hear Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal: Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in dress code again.


dReSs cOdE
A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the goody two-shoes that just want clout from their teachers.
Example:
Betty- I hate the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no FRICKING SENSE!!!


Dress Code
Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash

Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage

Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo
Example:
Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"


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