dress code
a schools cheap alternative to uniforms, because even though they make u wear no jeans and
collared shirts, everyones still acts even
dumber than they have before.
dress coded
by Proud citizen of Suxbridge on May 23, 2008 07:39:57
Dress Code
by whatwhatwhat77 on Mar 05, 2012 10:11:00
A
school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1.
reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to
molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.
Example:
*Students talking* Dude, did you hear
Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal:
Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in
dress code again.
dReSs cOdE
by Oof_Miaaa on Dec 06, 2018 04:46:02
A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This
dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the
goody two-shoes that just want
clout from their teachers.
Example:
Betty- I hate
the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no
FRICKING SENSE!!!
Dress Code
by David From Austin on Sep 11, 2007 04:47:50
Guys
dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash
Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage
Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT
burlap sack.
2. Flower print
Moo-Moo
Example:
Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code.
Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant
burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"