ex boyfriend

a guy you once dated, but now either:a. want dead b. are "friends" with c. hook up with every once in a whileord. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.



ex boyfriend
A guy who you once liked/loved but decided you were better off without once he cheated on you with a 14 year old. and lied about being in the military. Beware, they are notorious for pretending to change so that you will take them back, but in reality, they are the same disgusting, lying, cheating, pig that you broke up with in the first place.
Example:
My ex boyfriend tried to call me on new years to come see him, so instead of answering, I sent him a picture of me hanging out with my favorite Marine.


ex boyfriend
a duche fuck who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.
Example:
my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.


ex boyfriend
a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
Example:
a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?


ex boyfriend
A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Example:
Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)


ex boyfriend
an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!
Example:
ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*


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